Tell me about it... Seven sharpened #2 pencils for anyone who's over it.

The set

• Being an adult is mostly just Googling symptoms.
• My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
• Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert.
• I don't mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
• Remember that age gets better with wine.
• You know you're old when happy hour is a nap.
• Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

7 pencils on a 2.5 x 7.5 in card

A funny birthday add-on for the friend turning 30, 40, or 50.